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To have someone stare at a picture of Peter Pan on a wall while you sneak up behind them and tongue punch their anus.
I gave Todd the leaving neverland the other day. He didnât even see it coming.
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Someone that obsesses so much about shopping at Aldi
Kim is at Aldi again. Sheâs gone full Alditard
When you piss into a glass bottle , freeze it , then hurl it at an unexpected person
Tom completely knocked someone out with the ole Jackâs Hard Lemonade from the rooftop at Mardis Gras.
When you ejaculate onto someone covering them from head to toe then stand over top of them with an aerosol can and lighter and attempt to burn them only to see that they have been unscathed.
Candace and I tried to take our sex up a notch... I totally gave her The Night King and she loved it.
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