annona

A girl that has the most beautiful eyes but hair like a cave monster. If awoken she may become vicious and demand food. She has many friends (mostly boys) and finds enjoyment out of playing board games and napping. She makes things up and tells lies, but her alluring face makes us forgive her sins.

girl: hey look over there, it’s a wild annona.
boy: hair like a cave monster, but the most beautiful eyes.

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Jane On Till

Jane is a common a common woman that you will often find on the checkouts in any common UK supermarket. She sits on her till all day often complaining and waiting for her tea break. She usually spends the majority of her shift laying down the rules to senseless customers and providing an incredible quality of small talk to customers.

Colleague 1: 'Oh my the line for the checkouts is getting really long, I think we need some help'
Colleague 2: 'Don't worry, we'll get Jane on Till shell get this queue gone in no time!'

Jane: 'You alright hun, need a bag?'