Someone who's so dumb it's frightening. In other words, a master of the obvious and old news.
Jake: Did you know that crabs is spelled with a "c" and not a "k"?
Joe: Thank you, Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday.
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When your awesome definition is rejected by Urban Dictionary editors.
Oh, man. My word was totally UD-fucked.
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Floating fecal matter that burns your anus like acid as it exits your rectum into the toilet.
"OWWW! Acidic floaters flying out my ass! Hon, I need more toilet paper please."
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