Caido

Caido is usually short for the name Caiden.

Caido is undoubtedly the best looking man in the room!,

When Caido walks into a room every girl wants him, every guy will envy him!,

Caido is the loudest in the room , even if he dosent speak!,

His very flirty and will steal any man’s girls hearts just by saying his name ..Caido.

Anyone named Caido is always 6ft2 + with blue eyes and an amazing smile with the whitest teeth in the town!,

Hes well loved by the ladies and hated by the men. Everyone’s jelous of Caido!

Caido is tough as nails. Caido can fight!, caidos always the best in sports too.

Caido is covered in tattoos and every girl gets wet when they see his face tattoos too.

Guy #1. Bro is Caido coming over??

Guy #2. Yea whys that??
Guy #1. Fuck bro hide the drugs and women!! When Caido walks thru the door he’l take the lot and the girls will follow!

Guy #2 fuck flush the drugs and fuck the women off !!

Guy#1 already onto it bro

(Group of girls)

Gitl #1 seen Caido at the mall today !
Girl #2. Day word!
Girl #3 bullshit when!, where!, and you didn’t think of telling me!

Girl #1 eww as if I’d tell anyone I seen him. I want him to myself !,

Girl #3 Im obsessed with Caido

Girl #4 wait did you just say caido!
Girl#5 yea what she just said! Well?? Did ya?!
Girl # 1 like I said. His all mine

Did you see that guy bash two guys in the street!!!

Yea I did. It had to of been Caido!

What side you on bro!?
Caidos fucking side.

Mort

A mort is someone that is unhygienic, a slut, a crack whore, everything bad all put into one,

A mort dosent care how she looks, how she dresses, who she hangs with & who she hangs out of!

The word mort is exactly like the word gronk! But mort is what you call females and gronk is for males!,

Its the worst thing to be called if your a female!

Guy1

Did she just scat the stem of your pipe?
Guy 2

Yea she’s a fucking Mort!!

Oi whos that scatt mort!

Oi bruv she’s the biggest fucking mort around!

Bugsy

Bugsy- bugs bunny - Money

Hey brother how much bugsy you got to chuck in,

I chucked in yesty! Wheres all your bugsy at!