Autoerotic Asslicksiation

The act of a dog or cat who, in the act of personal grooming, lingers too long in their personal area, causing an awkward state of self-arousal.

Bill's Doberman was just sitting on the floor when his personal grooming turned into an act of autoerotic asslicksiation. We were all very uncomfortable.

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Golden-Teed

Akin to the “golden shower”; the act of urinating on a friend, acquaintance or lover, when angry/upset/ or in a fight as in “teed off”.

After heavy drinking and insulting everyone at her party, Kim passed out. She was then golden-teed by everyone present.

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