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Bullshitter

Making up shit to be cool but isnt. Otherwise known as "Dre" could sicken a normal bullshitter with the amount of bull shit that comes out of his mouth be cautious while in his presence as loss of brain cells is a side effect.

Dre day 1: Yo, dawg you ain't bout that life I live that shit everyday my uncle controls the drug world I'm from New York.

Dre day 2: you don't know what the fuck you talking bout I live in Miami I see Kim K all the time I take my girl to shop at they store.

Dre day 3: man I can't wait to go back to the Island I miss it that's my home

Innocent bystander: where you from?

Dre: Im Dominican

Innocent Bystander: so are you from NY or Florida?

Dre: well....

Innocent bystander: you a fucking bullshitter

Dre: nah fuck that you don't know me I'm Krimson

by InnocentBystander143 July 21, 2013

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