shopped

When an image is altered by an image manipulation program such as Adobe Photoshop (from where the adjective is derived), it is said to be shopped. This usually has the connotation that the subject matter is impossible or unrealistic, such as unusually sized mammaries or unexpected phalluses.

http://tinyurl.com/332gcm

This is shopped. I can tell by the pixels and the fact that I have done many shops in my time.

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SIY

SIY is the counterpoint to DIY - Screw It Yourself. It can refer to one of two things:
1. A frustratingly difficult Do It Yourself exercise attempted by an unqualified 'handyman'.
2. A retort to a friend setting you up with a troll.

Combinations are possible.

1. Fuck this SIY Ikea shit!

2. SIY, I'm not touching that.

Combination: SIY, I bet she goes for premature ejaculators.

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