choke the rope

Basically jerkin off!!!!

Man doug always chokes his rope!!!!

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biff

To Fall HARD

"When running on Woodward, Verbeek biffed pretty bad."

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Oral Agreement

If you seen the chappelle show it is something like the sex contract, but without an actuall paper document. It's when a girl doesn't want her boyfriend to have sex on spring break so she makes an agreement with him, coming to conclusion they can only have oral sex with other people.

Thow Thow: "did you say something about an oral agreement."
Lawdogg: "Yeah!! It's cool right?"
Thow Thow: (thinking in his head) "This bitch is crazy!!"
Lawdogg: (thinking in her head) "I am gonna get soooo many guys to eat my pussy on springbreak!!!WOO!! '04 '04!!!"
Insane V, Griz and FJ: (Laughing in the background)
Luda: (Strummin off in the background)
Hulk: "RAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Skank Bitches!!!"
Luda: (thinking in his head) "I think i am gonna slip Lawdogg the sleepy slipper!!"

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Stinky Leak

After nice anal sex, one cums in girl's ass and then puts his face under her ass and lets the cum leak onto his face. And ofcourse it stinks pretty bad.

Back in 2000...
Doug: Hey Stef after i cum in your ass, let me stick my face under it.
Stef: What the fuck?
Doug: It's stinky leak.
Stef: Doesn't that stink bad?
Doug: AAAAAHHH YEP!!!!
Stef: Oh Luda, I love You.

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siflis swipe

When a dirty siflis dick grazes your upper lip, and continues to swipe you with his whole cock.

Because Sandra gave Danny crabs, Dirty Danny gave her a siflis swipe that she will never forget..

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Iron Dragon

While getting your dick sucked, shove your dick deep in a bitches mouth just before the point of busting, and making your load come out of her nose.

While sucking off Amazon, all Kali could say was auga auga before recieving an Iron Dragon.

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Makin cookies

to warm up ones house up

I am cold... Go make some cookies!!!!

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