AP Euro

---The very definition of Hell. You will go insane by the end of the year after reading boring walls of text and memorizing what happened in some random ass date like 1666, June 6.

---If you look in the index of an Ap Euro textbook for the word “war”, it will go on for 10 pages. You will have to know insignificant facts such as what the fuck is some-nonvital-guy-who-does-something-like-mop-the-Cistine-Chapel-floor’s hair color and have the shitty realization that some-important-guy-who changed-the-very-history-of-Europe won’t even be on the test anywhere. You will be forced to know the difference between Prince Edward Cuntlicker of Twattington XIXXVI; of the 2nd branch of the Fuckmylife family and Edwerd Nopeshit of Nopesville XXIXIV; of the 5th branch of the Putmeoutofmymisery dynasty.

---AP Euro will suck your fun and free time into its endless void of despair and frustration. You will have a mental breakdown before AND after every test, and cry when you look at the first question because you know you’re screwed for the rest.

---Your very nightmares will be filled with AP Euro. You will develop a phobia of AP Euro. You will feel the urge to burn all your homework and notes after graduating the class (if you even can): laughing maniacally into the sunset with the satisfaction of never seeing it again in your life…only to curl into a fetal position and crap yourself when you find out about AP US history. But hey, Harvard’s worth it….right?

“I aced AP Euro with an A+, but I’m sure my tendency to become a sadistic serial killer skyrocketed.”

“I’ve broken every friendship I’ve ever had and dumped my Gf to actually do decently in AP Euro. I even have weekend homework. Goodbye childhood.”

"AP Euro is love, AP Euro is life. Lol jk sarcasm guise-wait dont grab that shotgun!"

"You will never know the bliss of sleep ever again with AP Euro! You’ll either have to go through school sleep deprived or drink 17 cups of coffee a day. It's great! *Eye twitches*"

“Ima graduate high school with a 5.0 from classes like AP Euro to enter Harvard but afterwards have no idea what to do and companies will pay me the same amount as a high school dropout gets in my job.”

“I have a test for AP Euro tomorrow.” *Punches self in face for 2 hours*

"I failed the finals...WHY?!? *Mass murders then commits suicide*"

"Why do we have to learn the difference between these two pricks? They’re literally father and son and did basically the same thing!"

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