fecal smear

A new type of sex act where one takes his cock after anal and smears a smily face on the recipients ass cheeks

Yo i gave nicole such a fecal smear last night, that girl needs to lay off the taco bell for awhile. There was such much shit i could have made a shit rainbow on her back

nut swipe

A nut swipe is when you take your sweaty ball sack and you rub it along the forehead of your partner

I love to nut swipe my girl right after getting home from the gym. It makes.me feel like a man and i enjoy watching the ball sweat drip down her nose

Your Mother

literally "Your mother". A derivation of yo mamma, used as a joke insult for any occasion. It doesn't have to make any sense at all and can be part of a phrase. Often used in a sexual context.

Bob: What'd you do last night?
Bill: Your Mother.

Bob: What did you think of that movie?
Bill: Your Mother

Bob: I'm getting tired of this.
Bill: Your Mother didn't get tired last night.

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