blueberried

after your girlfriend sticks some blueberries up there on a hot summer day and leaves 'em there for a day til they jam up then squeezes them on your face.

"ay? you hear tom's girl blueberried him yestahday?"
"yeah! I heard she raspberries too!"

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boysenberried

after your girlfriend sticks some boysenberries up there on a hot summer day and lets them sit there for a day til it jams up and then squeezes them on your face

"ay, did you hear tom's girlfriend boysenberried him?"
"yeah, and i heard she blueberries too!"

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