Alexa

A voice controlled speaker made by amazon

This is so sad, Alexa play despacito

Pretzel

A fucking tasty and salty snack

Shit, that pretzel tastes so good!!!

Bro

A brother in arms
A man close to you

Bro 1:Hey bro
Bro 2:wassup bro
Bro 1: close ur eyes bro
Bro 2: k bro
Bro 1: what do u c bro
Bro 2: nothing bro
Bro 1: thats my world without you bro
Bro 2: thats deep bro

Intellectual

A human who has a mind beyond human limits and plays minecraft

Boy:u wanna play 2 square?
Me, an intellectual: Cease your words, mortal! I do not wish to partake in your primitve games.

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Onion

A vegetable that tastes peculiar
It can be peeled and used as an ingredient
Also if u cut it like an idiot, it retaliates and blinds you

Onions have layers

-Shrek