Kraken

A gigantic squid-like creature that attacks the ships of any mortal foolish enough to wander into its domain. It originated in Norse mythology, but has become sailing lore and a unique aspect of popular culture regarding sailing ships.

Below the thunders of the upper deep,
Far, far beneath in the abysmal sea,
His ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep
The Kraken sleepeth: faintest sunlights flee
About his shadowy sides; above him swell
Huge sponges of millennial growth and height;
And far away into the sickly light,
From many a wondrous grot and secret cell
Unnumbered and enormous polypi
Winnow with giant arms the slumbering green.
There hath he lain for ages, and will lie
Battening upon huge sea worms in his sleep,
Until the latter fire shall heat the deep;
Then once by man and angels to be seen,
In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die.

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Big red button

DON'T PRESS IT!!!!

Hey, what's this big red button do- OH SHIT RUN!!! *nuclear explosion*

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FRIED CHICKEN

Self explanatory. Chicken that's fried in batter. Need I say more?

Fried chicken. Nuff said.

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Sound-powered phone batteries

A fictional object used as a hazing joke pulled on unsuspecting newcomers in the U.S. Navy.

Corporal Dodson: Colonel, the phone died.
Colonel Watts: Go down to the Supply deck to see if there are any sound-powered phone batteries.
Corporal: Sir, yes sir!
Watts: *chuckles*

scots

A Scottish person. They are known for being belligerent, foul-mouthed, and would happily say yes to a whisky.

Show yer damned respect towards the Scots, or else I'll gut ye with me bare hands, ya wee laddie!

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Jehovah

The name of God. Saying it warrants getting stoned to death by an angry mob consisting of women pretending to be men.

Now look! NO ONE is to stone ANYONE until I blow this whistle! Understand!? Even if- And I want to make this absolutely clear- even if they do say, "Jehovah!"
*is promptly stoned to death by mob of angry women pretending to be men*

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Mysogyny

Hatred of women. Often rewarded by a slap in the face.

Steven. Women belong in the kitchen.
Greg: Yeah, you might need to work on that habit of mysogyny. You might get slapped. Know what I'm saying?

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