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Homophobia? Fresh out of the horse's anus.
1378π 142π
To love someone with no strings attached.
It's a shame that unconditional love isn't more common nowadays.
44π 14π
He who will never notice you. It doesn't matter how many friends you have, where you work, what you do at home, how many Valentine's Day cards you give him, or even how many people you kill. HE WON'T NOTICE YOU.
Notice me Senpai! No? Alright, who do I kill next?
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The principle that, in fiction, the strongest member of the cast gets utterly wailed on in order to establish just how powerful the villain of the week is. Differs from the Red Shirt in that the Red Shirt isn't given any characterization beyond his/her name, while the Worf is a properly developed character. Named after Worf in Star Trek, wherein he kept getting trashed by the bad guys.
Yo, did you see that new show?
Yeah! That tough guy wound up getting curb stomped.
Worf effect, no doubt.
What seems to be an internet-based cult of crackpots who apparently believe that Trump is God, and that he's fighting the "cabal" or the "deep state," or some BS like that. From the looks of it, they also espouse the religious belief that he's fighting a blatantly nonexistent "Satanic" pedophile ring made of people who don't agree with him, as opposed to just admitting he's not that great of a person. Seems to have been started by someone going by Q, who's claiming to be an insider for the government, or maybe a massive troll. These assholes take their beliefs seriously enough to flat out attack people or even try to commit murder in broad daylight, and then claim they're fighting for some fake utopia. Yeah, humanity's digging its own grave for sure.
Guy 1: Hey, hear about Larry? Apparently, he shot his neighbor and ran over her husband because he thought they were part of the "cabal"
Guy 2: Must have been QAnon.
Guy 1: Yeah, he drank that Q-Laid pretty fast.
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1: A large building that houses a contraption with a large set of sails that are spun around by wind, either to move a grindstone for processing grain, or a turbine to generate electricity.
2: A threat that doesn't exist. Derived from Don Quixote, who attacked a windmill with a lance thinking it was a giant.
"I would your worship take notice," replied Sancho, "that those you see yonder are no giants, but windmills; and what seem arms to you, are sails; which being turned with the wind, make the millstone work."
A set of clamps connected by insulated wires used to transfer electricity between vehicles. Also useful as a child disciplinary tool.
So, I was making myself a smoothie when I spilled it on the floor. My dad flipped and beat the shit out of me with a set of jumper cables.
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