Cake

A lie.

The cake is a lie.

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Name

That which you should not define on this site.

Stop defining your name on Urban Dictionary, dammit. The editors already have enough work to do.

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miles gloriosus

Latin for "bragging soldier." A person who continually boasts of his fighting capability, but the very nanosecond he finds himself in an actual fight, he turns tail and runs his ass out of town.

Bully: Well!? Who wants some!? I can snap a man in two with my fingers!
Fighter roughly his size: Sure thing, punk. *throws left hook*
Bully: SHIT SHIT SHIT! *runs down hall*
Random dude in crowd: Yup. Bona fide Miles Gloriosus.

Faith

A belief in something, a lack of which will get you telekinetically strangled by a dude in a life-support system.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

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Bellum

The Latin word for war.

Bellum contra nos est, amici! Accinge te! (War is upon us, friends! Brace yourselves!)

id10t form

A joke played on new military recruits. id10t is leet for idiot.

Sargent: Private, could you go get an id10t form from Administration?
Private: Sir, yes, sir!
Sargent: *snickers*

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brownout

A serious need to change your pants.

Uh-oh! I gotta brownout over here!
Well, thanks for letting us know, Nostradamus.