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A belief in something, a lack of which will get you telekinetically strangled by a dude in a life-support system.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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Person 1: I feel so meaty oaker sometimes
Person 2: Ever heard of a dictionary?
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A large vehicle designed to "float" over water or land through means of pushing large amounts of air underneath it. Often infested with eels.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
A creature that presents itself as being totally harmless and cuddly, but will beat you to death with your own skull if you get too close. Named for the creature of the same name in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, where it decapitates Sir Bohrs and two other knights before the crew books it.
I saw a cute little squirrel on the way to school. I wound up losing my testicles to it.
Damn, like that killer rabbit.
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An ancient city that existed in what is now Tunisia. It was razed to the ground in the Punic wars, at the behest of Cato the Elder.
Furthermore, Carthage must be destroyed.
A serious need to change your pants.
Uh-oh! I gotta brownout over here!
Well, thanks for letting us know, Nostradamus.
A class of fish with long, slender bodies and varying aggression. Often found in oceans, or infesting a hovercraft.
My hovercraft is full of eels.