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rock salt

What to load into a shotgun if you don't want to kill someone, but you still want it to hurt.

John, remember that you only need to load the gun with rock salt if you want to hurt them, not kill them.

by Intelligence001 April 1, 2021


#

The pound key on old phones, as well as being the shorthand symbol for numbers. Also known as hashtags by poorly educated young males and females.

Uneducated guy: Yo i found a #hashtag symbol on a phone from like the 90s! like, twitter wasnt even invented back, so why they need a hashtag?
Intelligent person: Are you a special kind of retard or what?

by Intelligence001 April 4, 2017


Haiku

Five syllables first,
then seven come right after,
and five at the end.

This is a haiku,
if you need more description,
pleas just go elsewhere.

by Intelligence001 November 12, 2016

27πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


rot in a sack

A general insult for when someone exhausts your patience really quickly.

Okay, uh, I'll tell you what. You can rot in a sack for all I care. Good-bye.
Wait, don't leave!
ROT! IN A SACK!

by Intelligence001 February 4, 2019


Bread

Raw toast.

put the bread in the toaster

by Intelligence001 July 16, 2016

12πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


die

What people do when they are killed (duh)

People die when they are killed!

by Intelligence001 June 1, 2017

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


This

What you must bring with you when you go on a dangerous journey solo.

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

by Intelligence001 December 9, 2016

5πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž