Frankenstein

A mad scientist from the Mary Shelley novel of the same name who created a beast out of several human body parts recovered from a cemetery. Contrary to popular belief, the monster in question is not named Frankenstein. In fact, the creature isn't named at all.

"Frankenstein was the creator, not the monster. It's a common misconception held by all truly stupid people."

mail buoy watch

A joke errand given to new sailors. Consists of sending a sailor to the weather decks with a hook, a lamp, and a harness to look for an air-dropped buoy carrying the ship's mail.

Clarence was given mail buoy watch. He had no idea there was no such thing.

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yandere

A yandere is a character, usually female, who harbors powerful affections for another person to the point of either being jealous, aggressive, controlling, or downright insane and violent to the point of killing anyone(usually also female) that looks at their supposed love interest. Typically used to refer to anime/manga characters, but there are similar cases in the real world. (at least according to 2chan)

Basically, a yandere is a word you should run away from really fast. You may not live long enough to run, but you will live long enough to try.

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laundry

The only thing that should be separated by color.

Unless you're talking about laundry, nothing is getting separated by color here. Take your racist ideologies out of here, and don't even think about coming back.

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troll

A person who intentionally acts like an asshole on the internet for his/her own entertainment. Derived from descriptions of creatures of Scandinavian folklore, who would lead people to their death, insanity, or otherwise cause a total social breakdown.

U mad bro?
Quit being a troll.

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aspirations

Something you should take care not to choke on, especially not in the vicinity of your boss.

Be careful not to choke on your aspirations.

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invisible sky daddy

The man in the sky that supposedly created everything. Has a zombie son born of a virgin.
Used by people to mock those who let their religion dictate their lives, and who try using said religion as an excuse to be utter dicks to everyone else.

Tell someone there's an invisible sky daddy, they'll believe you. Tell someone the paint is wet, and they'll touch it because they don't believe you.

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