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Short-term memory loss

When you can't remember things for short periods of time. Also when you can't remember things for short periods of time.

I may have short-term memory loss, but at least I don't have short-term memory loss.

by Intelligence001 June 26, 2016

14πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


knee

A joint that connects the upper and lower leg. This joint is infamous for one reason: the dreaded arrow. If an arrow hits you in the knee, you will transform into a city guard who endlessly receives reports of sweetroll robberies.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an overused joke in the knee.

by Intelligence001 September 3, 2016

18πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


politically incorrect

The opposite of politically correct. Ignore all the uneducated morons on this site, being politically incorrect is basically insulting everyone as you wish and acting like you have moral superiority over people who are actually educated "because it's your opinion." That's not freedom of speech, it's total jackassery.

Maybe if all the politically incorrect morons actually listened, it wouldn't be such a problem. (such as me typing this shit)

by Intelligence001 September 17, 2016

41πŸ‘ 4411πŸ‘Ž


prepare to die

The tagline of the game Dark Souls.

Protip: They aren't kidding.

Guy 1: Played some Dark Souls the other day.
Guy 2: How'd it go.
Guy 1: When the box said, "prepare to die," it turned out they were serious.

by Intelligence001 January 18, 2018

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Sun

Big glowing thing in the sky during the day, genius.

If you're looking up the sun on this site, you should probably go outside more often.

by Intelligence001 May 18, 2017


Red Bull

A drink that does nothing the commercials say.

Red Bull (doesn't) give you wiiiings!

by Intelligence001 July 18, 2016

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


smeckledorf

As described by spongebob squarepants, to smeckledorf is to con someone in a way that isn't obvious until later. (Whether or not the conning turns out to not be the case isn't necessary.

I don't have a good record with health inspectors, not since the last one. To be fair, I didn't know if he was trying to smeckledorf me or not.

by Intelligence001 August 10, 2017

87πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž