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SquirrelHead

Donald Trump.

Donald trump is a squirrelhead.

by Intelligence001 May 31, 2016

5πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Short-term memory loss

When you can't remember things for short periods of time. Also when you can't remember things for short periods of time.

I may have short-term memory loss, but at least I don't have short-term memory loss.

by Intelligence001 June 26, 2016

14πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


knee

A joint that connects the upper and lower leg. This joint is infamous for one reason: the dreaded arrow. If an arrow hits you in the knee, you will transform into a city guard who endlessly receives reports of sweetroll robberies.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an overused joke in the knee.

by Intelligence001 September 3, 2016

18πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


brass magnet

An object used in Canadian military forces to haze rookies assigned to their first duty unit. For example-

"Private, go get a brass magnet."
"What for, sir?"
"Eases the collection of spent 'munition casings."
"On it, sir"
*snickers*

by Intelligence001 July 28, 2016

18πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


DUMB

somebody who looks up this word in a dictionary.

You're a special kind of dumb, aren't ya?

by Intelligence001 January 6, 2017

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Red Bull

A drink that does nothing the commercials say.

Red Bull (doesn't) give you wiiiings!

by Intelligence001 July 18, 2016

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


smeckledorf

As described by spongebob squarepants, to smeckledorf is to con someone in a way that isn't obvious until later. (Whether or not the conning turns out to not be the case isn't necessary.

I don't have a good record with health inspectors, not since the last one. To be fair, I didn't know if he was trying to smeckledorf me or not.

by Intelligence001 August 10, 2017

86πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž