grown-ass adult

A person who is legally and biologically in the adult stage of human development. Typically used as a derisive term for a person who acts way, way younger than they actually are, i.e. a manchild.

Oh, for the love of God, you're a grown-ass adult. Do your own damn laundry!

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urban dictionary

You're looking at it right now.

You are on Urban Dictionary, you dolt.

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green

Not a creative color.

Green is not a creative color

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weak spot

The place you must attack for massive damage. See also Giant enemy crab.

Attack its weak spot for massive damage!

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cheese sliding off the crackers

To go totally insane, in the same vein as losing one's marbles.

Phil threw another tantrum over a missing sock. I think he's got his cheese sliding off the crackers.

Seizure Salad

The retard's way of spelling Caesar salad.

Person on twitter: I had a seizure salad, it was good af.
Other person on twitter: You DENSE motherfucker...

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hall of cost

The way complete dumbasses who never payed attention in school spell Holocaust.

Person 1: When I learned about the hall of cost in school, I was so sad.
Person 2: Why are you people acting like the world's only messed up now? What about Slavery? What about the hall of cost? What is with you people?
Person 3: Do either of you know how stupid you both sound?

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