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Lars Sullivan

A highly racist man who is a wrestler in WWE NXT and now has gone nuts and keeps coming to WWE Raw and SmackDown and beats respected WWE superstars for no reason.

Speaker 1 :- Who the fuck is Lars Sullivan?! Why the fuck is he fucking up other respected WWE superstars?!

Speaker 2 :- He has till date annihilated Kurt Angle, Rey Mysterio, No Way Jose, Hardy Boys, R-Truth, Chad Gable and the Singh Brothers (I hope I'm not missing anyone)

Speaker 3 :- Even Kayla, the interviewer, couldn't say a word while interviewing him!

Speaker 4 :- Cause Kayla knew that if she had asked him anything, he would have said something racist.

by IntenseJK May 19, 2019

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BuLt

The term "Bult" (or "Bullt", "Bulatt" or whatever) is a cringey term that's used by Indians to refer to literally any Royal Enfield motorcycle they come accross.

The term is awfully derived from Royal Enfield's Bullet 350 and Bullet 500 motorcycles, cause those two were the first Royal Enfield motorbikes that were brought to India and immediately attracted everyone's attention.

Royal Enfield motorcycles are still quite popular amongst the general middle to upper-middle class people in India, and they're ridiculously overrated too.

Random guy riding a Royal Enfield (any model which isn't Bullet) passes by.

Cringey nibbas and uncles around them :-
"Woh dekho BuLt jaa rahi hai ohh bhai sahaab!" (Hindi for "Look here, that guy's riding a BuLt omg!")

by IntenseJK November 8, 2020


iPhone "Ex"

A name used by a common breed of people (usually categorized as noobs) to refer to iPhone X, as they don't care to know that it's pronounced as iPhone "Ten".

Noob :- I asked my dad to get me a new phone!

Me :- Awesome! Which one?!

Noob :- Nothing else other than the iPhone "Ex"!

Me :- (rolling my eyes) Good luck getting your new iPhone "Ex"

by IntenseJK May 19, 2019

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Simp

A Simp is a person (most usually a male) who is too obsessed over any girls, to a point where he can do literally anything for them only to get their attention.

These are the guys who are the main reasons why girls don't value us boys anymore.

These losers start trying out their luck with any girl they come accross, doesn't matter if she's just slightly good looking or a total high profile goddess who's way out of his league.

Basically, simps are the pathetic weebs who put Hoes before Bros

S - Suckers
I - Idolizing
M - Mediocre
P - Pussy

Aaron :- Dude, that new guy in our class is head over heels before Janice, buying her stuff from the canteen and giving her expensive gifts. She doesn't even like him!

Barry :- That guy's a Simp dude. She's just playing along, extracting as much as she can from him. Then she'll just throw him away.

by IntenseJK March 30, 2021

7👍 1👎


Simp

A Simp is a person (most usually a male) who is too obsessed with girls, to a point where he can do literally anything for them only to get their attention.

These guys are the main reasons why girls don't value us boys anymore.

These losers start trying out their luck with any girl they come accross, doesn't matter if she's just slightly good looking or a total high profile goddess who's way outta their league.
They can do ANYTHING just to get a girlfriend or get laid.

Basically, simps are the pathetic despos who put Hoes before Bros

S - Suckers
I - Idolizing
M - Mediocre
P - Pussy

Aaron :- Dude, that new guy in our class is head over heels before Janice, buying her stuff from the canteen and giving her expensive gifts. She doesn't even like him!

Barry :- That guy's a Simp dude. She's just playing along, extracting as much as she can from him. Then she'll just throw him away.

by IntenseJK November 25, 2021

1👍 1👎