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The effect you get when you eat something particularly crunchy (potato chips, cereal), and you can't hear what's on television or what people are talking about.
This can be either good or bad.
I wanted to watch CSI: Miami and eat my Doritos, but I'll totally get crunch muted, and I won't be able to hear vital plot.
Though the whole show is basically vital plot.
A play on words relating to near death experience.
The feeling you get when you enter in your username and password into something important (Facebook, bank websites, e-mail, video games you've invested years of time into) only to find that your password doesn't work.
This often leads to a sinking feeling in your chest which quickly leads to increased heart rate and paranoia, and everything that is at stake flashes before your eyes like your money, private messages, or that +9 GTB Thorny Shield you spent years camping for.
Though typically, you haven't actually been "hacked", but really:
1. You have caps lock on, and your password is case-sensitive.
2. You typed the right password in right too fast, and somehow managed to fuck up three, four, or even five times. (See: failure)
3. After making sure you type each letter firmly and individually, you quickly realize that you:
A) Entered in the wrong username that looks similar (Johndoe696996 instead of Johndoe696969)
B) You changed your password, and you forgot you ever changed it.
If none of these are the case, then you have either been keylogged (Again, see: failure), or you have violated the Terms of Service and have been banned.
Dude, I just had a near hack experience after failing to login to my main World of Warcraft account four times in a row.
It turns out I had my caps lock on the whole time.
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An impromptu subtle way of saying SEMEN, or SPERM.
Coined by Mythbusters in the episode Son of a Gun, but submitted by me.
Guy 1: Oh God, last night, I poured my sticky, hot load of genetic legacy all over Stacy's face.
Guy 2: For some reason that doesn't sound as dirty, man.
The awkward time between getting the bill and finalizing on how to divvy up the tab between 2 or more people at a sit-down restaurant, especially when the check is much higher than you expected, and you even do the blink-backwards-head-nod in surprise at the price difference.
Typically the check dance indicates the quality of another person. If the other person who did not receive the check makes no indication of willingness to negotiate on how to split the check evenly or even attempts to pay the entire tab (whether genuine or not), this will tell you that that particularly person is a cheap ungrateful douche' bag.
After eating tons of food at the Olive Garden, we got the bill, and I was expecting to check dance over it, but my cheap date didn't even attempt to look at how much the bill came out to.
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Rape.
My mind's telling me no, but my body is telling me yes
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Proof that you don't need talent to succeed in the music business.
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The one password you use for everything (video games, bank accounts, e-mail, Facebook, etc).
If someone gets a hold of it, you're ruined.
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