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Spottease

The moment of disappointment when you think you found a parking spot in a full lot but it turns out there was just a short car/motorcycle in the spot.

Ugh, what a spottease – I was so sure that spot was free!

by Interius July 16, 2021


Brownbacks

The money one earns while taking a poop at work.

I earned at least a couple of brownbacks taking a shit today. Feels good man…

by Interius July 16, 2021


Hangry

Hangry is when you are hungry and angry at the same time.

I'm so hangry!

by Interius July 17, 2021


Saccadic Chronostasis

The phenomenon of glancing at an analog clock and seeing the second hand seems to take one really long tick and then resume normal ticking. This can happen with other blinking or switching things as well.

Was that Saccadic Chronostasis?

by Interius July 16, 2021


Dust Horizon

The little line of dust you can’t ever quite sweep up with the broom and dustpan.

Dude don’t bother sweeping anymore, you’re about to hit the dust horizon

by Interius July 16, 2021


Dullema

The choice between two equally boring outcomes.

How am I supposed to pick one of these boring outcomes, what a dullema!

by Interius July 17, 2021

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Semantic Satiation

That moment when you repeat a word many times to the point it has no meaning and it feels odd to pronounce it.

Oh no, what a Semantic Satiation...

by Interius July 16, 2021