Bad Salad

When someone farts on your tongue while you are rimming them.

Bitch gave me Bad Salad and I can't get the taste off my tongue.

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Balldom

To insert ones testes into the condom along with the penis. Often used to heighten the sexual experience, donning the balldom will also reduce your chance of catching Herpes.

Man: Holy shit I just came!
Woman: Allready?
Man: Yeah It was the Balldom.
Woman: Your pathetic!
Man: You have Herpes.

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