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Sara

Sara is that mysterious girl who’s showed up in your class one day. She‘s perfectly dressed but wouldn’t hear your compliments as she’d wearing her AirPod Pros on Noise Cancellation Mode. She also can’t hear you asking her out, which you would understandably want to do as she’s beautiful, sexy and hung like a dragon.
There’s rumours she might have killed people before with her powers before in bed. It is said that just before climax her eyes turn into laser beams and she evaporates everyone and everything in a 1 mile radius.
Interpol has searched for her near and far, but they were unsuccessful so far. Be weary when you meet a Sara. Or not and have the best (and last) sex of your life.

Friend A: Whoah! Who’s that chick?
Friend B: Dunno… but she’s a total Sara.
Friend A: Gotcha, ok. I’ll be careful.

by Interpol case worker #73739 July 24, 2022