GBWPGHPQ

Gonna be watching pre-game here pretty quick.

Sean & Jeremy: Hey Oliver, do you want to play Borderlands?
Oliver: No.I'm GBWPGHPQ!

3👍 3👎

Dane Cook

A has-been comedian turned bad actor who makes jokes that only idiots with single-digit I.Q's would think are even remotely funny.

Tommy: Hey Sean, there's Dane Cook.
Sean: Yeah he's such a douche. He should do another dreadful movie with Jessica Alba or Jessica Simpson.

49👍 29👎

It's not delivery

The event of the pizza boy stealing your wife.

Ian: I can't believe it wasn't delivery.
Ian: Dear Diary, today I found out it's not delivery, it's fucking my wife.

9👍 6👎

Dodgecock

The art of playing dodgeball with a large rubber penis. Rules for the game include: must be played naked, apponent who does not have control of the dodgecock must face away, game is played similar to horseshoes or lawn darts.

Yoda: You wanna play dodgecock.
Henri: No, I'm too busy playing Kung Fu Panda.
Yoda: Come on, I thought we were brothers.
Henri: All right, let me wash my gear from the last time you got a ringer.