Rum Dumb

A person or persons for whatever reason have slipped to the bottom of the species intelligence grid. Possibly caused by head trauma, gestational drug use, binge drinking or simply genetic abnormalities most likely incest... Can be affected at any age and almost always permanent. The world is full of rum dumbs and nobody is policing the gene pool unfortunately!!

Oh no! Leroy fell on his head when he was younger and now he rides the short bus with the rest of the rum dumbs.

Side Backles

And form of wispy, springy, curly or otherwise out of control hair particles protruding from behind or around the ears. Common in young toddlers or primates but occasionally seen with electricians or professional kite fliers or radio tower repairmen.

Good lord Roberta! Did you see the crazy looking Side Backles on little Marvin? He must have gotten to close to the electrical outlet next to his crib!

Fiftylevin

A numerical number used to describe the exasperating amout of times one needs to be told something over and over again. Often used when yelling at children, the slightly demented or the occasional rum dumb. Fiftylevin is a last ditch effort to try and make the intended target see the error of their idiotic and stubborn ways.

Reginald! "If I've told you once I've told you fiftylevin times to stop putting your tongue on that frozen flagpole!"