Mainer

As a Mainer I will admit:

1 we live here willingly

2 were just off brand Canada

3 moxie is fucking good don’t deny it
4 we just got snow and I’m wicked happy

5 and uh- Jesus fucking criced!

6 you can’t get a sentence out, it’s not that we’re rude we just go “ayuh ayhuh, yea yea” because we wanna participate in the conversation.
7 i haven’t slowed because I have been shoveling snow all night

“Mainers willingly live here”
“Ok”

Renys

“Renys, a Maine adventure!”
It’s a store in Maine
Some stuff there is expensive but I go there anyway.

“Want some new boots, you need them. Let’s go to renys and get some!”

Deck

A word people from Maine use to describe getting punched in the face

“Ma, Davie decked me!”
“Well honey, what did you do”
“I hucked a rock at him!”
“And David what did you do”
“Well I winged it back”

Napkinkat

What I use for some of my socials, I’m a digital artist :D
Insta nimnomssss
Hotel hideaway napkinkat daisy
Toy house.se napkinkat
Pixel Petz: daisymaypage

You:Why this bitch so dumb
This bitch: yea
You:*flips table*
Iz napkinkat yo!

It’s rawr XD time

Say this to someone to either fuck, tell them your a furry, or get slapped. bitch slapped in fact

“It’s rawr XD time”

“Carol, what are you on?”
“Benadryl John, Benadryl”

Bastard

Someone who’s parents weren’t married when they were born or aren’t married.

I’m a bastard my parents got married when I was 5.