PNA Charge

When a pain in the ass customer makes an order more complicated by telling you everything they don’t want on their food versus the 2 things they do want.

Kyrie: What can I get for you?

Customer: I want this salad with no cheese, no ham, no bacon, no tomato, no cucumbers, no onions, and instead of blue cheese I want a lemon wedge and oil.

(Hands customer bowl of lettuce with oil and a lemon wedge on it.

Rings up PNA Charge with an eye roll.)

Another example:

Customer: I want the cheese burger with no cheese, no buns, no lettuce or tomato, no mayo, no mustard, no onions, no pickles, cooked rare.

(Waiter brings customer a plate with a bloody raw meat patty on it.)

Dark Laborer

An ethnic slur mistakenly said by a young child when speaking of Darth Vader.

Hispanic 4 Year Old( in Walmart): Is that the Dark Laborer?

Mother of 4 Year Old: No, that is not your father.