Mia

Mia isn't as great or as bad as all the other definitions here (I actually looked at all of them because I have no life). As a rule she tries to be nice. If she doesn't like you, you will either know right away or she won't have the courage to tell you because she hates hurting feelings so she'll just be passive aggressive af and complain about you behind your back. She loves really fast (Platonic love). If you don't see her often enough she will forget you. Not on purpose or anything her memory is just shit. She's short, has curly hair, wears glasses, and if you try to take them off she'll stop you because she hates how she looks without them. She's bi, and can never tell the difference between a crush or a squish, especially with boys. A total romantic but never has the guts to ask anyone out. Total nerd. Loves Marvel, books, Carry On, and Magnus Chase. Can usually keep a secret. Liked by most people but not cool in any way, shape, or form. Would rather live in a communal home with friends than a partner. Loves friends slightly more than family. She writes to get her feelings out. Hates you if you hurt her friends. Can't cope with anything bad so it just won't process. Tells jokes all the time, even if it might not be appropriate. Needs perfect grades to avoid being stressed. Intimidated by people older than her and disgusted by those younger than her, with a few exceptions. Will take your food. Cute but like how a stuffie is cute not like cute cute.

Person One: Look, it's Mia!
Person Two: Where? I can't see her because she's too short.
Mia: *Appears from nowhere and hits Person Two* Hey guys, what's up?

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