Suicide Stew

A mix of all of the drink you can get your hands on. This is based on a childhood idea where you essentially mix all of the soda in a soda fountain and call it "suicide."

The loser will have to drink a suicide stew of all of the La Croix we can get.

both cheeks

A fully-completed work; twice as much work as doing it half-assed.

"I could just do a half-assed job of covering the topic in 3 minutes, but I'm going to try to give you both cheeks here."

gray fever

Having a severe sexual attraction for the elderly or senior citizens, particularly for the interested party who is many years younger.

A: "I think your grandma is hot!"
B: "Gross, I think you have a case of gray fever."