blue screen

What happens 50% of the time when you click the Author's name under an Urban Dictionary def.

Please fix the "blue screen" issue.

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puppy

Baby dog, derives from the French "Poopey"(poo-pay), which means "poopie", because that's what baby dogs are.

"God damn, what stinks?"

"Oh shit! I got myself a couple of puppy dogs, and I guess I got some dog poop in my waffle stompers."

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jackeloupe

When you Jack-Off on your girl's Canteloupes.

Cindy is not on the pill, and I didn't have any condoms, so I pulled out and did the Jackeloupe!

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