Yok

A pejorative Yiddish term for a person who lists 3 letter words on the net and gets the definitions totally incorrect.

That yok thinks yok is the word for a goy! What a yok!

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blummis

a blummis is a portmanteau word which can have many meanings like aloha in Hawaiian or shalom in Hebrew. It is a placeholder when you can't think of the mot juste, as in "what's that thing? you know, the, the, the blummis on the end of the whoojeewocker?"

Or it can be a reminder of the alphabet like, "you know, B, B as in Blummis"

Or a part of your anatomy, "Keep your hands off my blummis!"

Or a verb that can be used in mixed company, "Let's go somewhere and blummis, darling."

Kiss my blummis.
I gotta blummis.

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