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One of a series of low-level humanoids with erratic communication skills and a perceived lack of linear thought, commonly found in slums and places near a billiards table. Unable to express itself sexually, the average Esric will instead prefer to "use" a female, though it will continually envision a male partner during its oft-brief intercourse, resulting in impotence during the act.
Man, don't be so harsh on me. At least I'm not Esric!
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A great deathmetal band.
Skinless is better than SYL
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Irish Coffee
1 cup (8-ounces) heavy cream
3 tablespoons granulated sugar
6 cups strong, hot black coffee
3/4 cup Irish whiskey
Using an electric mixer, beat the cream with 1 tablespoon of sugar until soft peaks form. Set aside.
Combine remaining sugar, coffee and whiskey.
Pour into mugs and top with whipped cream. Serve immediately.
Serves 4 to 6.
i've had a bad day at work; get me some irish coffee.
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A young man who finds it nearly impossible to achieve sexual pleasure because only whores will sleep with him. He is usually regarded by women as a friend, not a sexual being.
damn, son, until you get some REAL pussy you're just a Velma.
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a new form of birth control that works like the pill but its a small patch that sticks to the skin. Prevents a woman from having babies. She changes it once a week and goes the fourth week without a patch.
Guy #1: So man, you using condoms?
Guy#2: No man my girls on the patch.
Guy #1: whats that shit?
Guy #2: dunno man, but apparently it works
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A white male or female that attempts to become popular or become a friend by acting like a rapper and purposely dressing like a fool. Whiggers are recognizable by:
1. 1st Grade Level Grammar
2. Saying the word "Yeah" like "Yee"
3. Listening to Eminem, or other rap groups
4. Wearing awful clothing, such as FUBU and Phat Farm
6. Idiotic Behavior
7. Constant Attempts to make gang signs around others
Whiggers must be avoided at all times.
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