yaathav

Cute brown teddy bear, and a cute little brown kid. The kid is 4 foot 2 inches tall, max. He thinks he's sponsored by Roots and WantDo. He wears a girls jacket, that frankly, makes him look like the Michelin man's retarded younger cousin. His haircut is a cross between an Asian and a Sri Lankan gangster.

Don't let him near your 3-hole punch.

Me: Who's that guy following Alessia everywhere?

Andres: That's Yaathav bro.

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Jake

I have a big dick and an emotional support animal named Paul.

Source: My name is Jake

Me: My name is Jake and my dick is big.

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Sajith The Bear

Sajith is one of a kind. With his Korean K-Pop glasses and his large looming stature, he commands respect in any room (or forest for that matter). One time he tried to piss in a urinal and missed badly, so he told everyone that that was how he "marked his territory".

To spot him in the wild, look for a hairy dude in a large red hoodie and tight black Roots pants that take ass definition to a new level. If you decide to approach him, first lure him out with a bit of food - a small piece of salmon or halibut should do the trick.

Bear: Hi, I'm a bear.

Sajith: I'M SAJITH THE BEAR! ROOOOAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

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