common sense

1. "Common sense" is something that is no longer "common"; it may have been bred out by rednecks, white supremacists, haters, or plain old "common folk". Maybe it is just ignored as an attempted stand against authority, maybe it is a product of anti-evolution, an anti-sensible change brought about by genetically inept breeding.

EX: Lacking common sense is exemplified by kids run around with sharp scissors or knives, walk in the middle of the road and FULLY EXPECT you to move out of their way - as if the sidewalk needs to be defined on this site before they can figure out that it is to be used by them, and that VEHICLES use the road, stupid parents that don't care, and don't care to know where their kids are lack common sense, drinking and driving. buzz driving, playing Russian Roulette, acceptance of Ebonics as a dialect or urban language is due to a lack of common sense by those who decided it was easier to give up than to teach their students properly, etc... The list goes on and on...

EX 2: It used to be common sense to do a courtesy flush but now when you walk into a bathroom stall (stall) you can't even breath b/c some iggit dropped a bomb sized turd into the toilette and did not flush it. Common sense is something that used to be prevalent in society, as a whole, but through time has diminished greatly for whatever reason.

EX 3: A great example of the lack of common sense is some person looking this definition up as "common cents", as I have heard it referred to, and ironically, I have seen it spelled that way.

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iggit

1. An "iggit" is slang for {idiot. It most likely originated down South, probably by rednecks.

1. If that iggit does that again Ima blow his head off!

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cushy

1. "Cushy" is a word my brother made up when we were kids, and now it is in the dictionary and on here. AMAZING! To him it referred to the soft and comfortable cushions on our new couch.

1. He said: Man! This sure is cushy! He was referring to the new ultra-comfortable couch that we just got.

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asinine

1. It literally means "like an ass (donkey)."

2. Stupid and/or stubborn.

3. Belligerent as can be.

1. He was the most asinine person that I have ever met. He wouldn't listen to anyone, and drove drunk and got a DUI and woke up in the drunk tank.

2. I just wanted to slap the crap out of that asinine person!

3. If she was any more annoyingly asinine she would have a tail on her backside.

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DUMDUM

1. A dumdum is a stupid person, as described above.

2. A dumdum is also an OLD name brand of a sucker in America.

1. That guy sure is a dumdum. *eyeroll*

2. My favorite kind of sucker is a dumdum.

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cracken up

1. When someone or a group of people are cracking up they are laughing hysterically, non-stop, and they might even be laughing so hard that they are crying b/c it is so funny.

Did I tell you what happened the other day? This woman was in the elevator with me and Tom, and she farted. Dude! it was an SBD! You could barely hear it, but I knew it wasn't me, and Tom looked at the lady in front of us - like eeeeeeew! I couldn't wait to get out of that elevator; it was so bad that it burnt the hair in my nostrils! We were cracken up about that all freakin' day! I still can picture her hahahaha! TFF!

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if

1. "If" is the BIGGEST "little" word in the English language. It can stop a contract from going through. It can stop a marriage. It can stop love. It can intervene in life and change it dramatically. If can do many things. It is able to change an entire book of words. (If this story had been true, wouldn't it really be sad then?") If can change you point of view, perspective, and interest in one, or many things (persons, etc...) all at once, or over a long period of time.

1. Todd said that"If is the biggest little word in the world." He was right...

more examples:

"If I would have known then what I do now; I NEVER would have done that."

Then the Judge said: "If you proceed as planned, you WILL go to jail young man! Do you understand this?"

"If I had a dollar for every time she cheated on me, I'd be RICH!"

derivatives:

"Iffy" - Meaning that things are close to a true balance, but that it could go either way depending on what happens.

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