Leprechaun

A leprechaun is a fictional character which you would come across in Irish folk lore. It is not - as believed by most Americans - something you are ever going to come across in The Republic of Ireland. Leprechauns are usually portrayed wearing shamrock green garments and are being about one foot tall. In the FAIRY TALES if you come across a leprechaun he will lead you to his pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

American Tourist walks up to red-haired Irish child
American Tourist: Are you a leprechaun?
Irish Child: Fuck off.
Irish Child then beats the shit out of American Tourist and leaves him/her for dead.

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