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Energetically Correct

This mysterious sounding word is no Mystery. An energetically correct action is taken when the person doing the action, has made their best attempt to do something which benefits those around them, the world, the human species and lastly themselves. An energetically correct action is either the action which has the greatest benefit for everyone or the action which the person taking the action believes will have the greatest benefit for everyone. Attempting an energetically correct action is an attempt to take the action which will do the greatest universal good. Whether or not the attempt was successful it is still a valid effort. An energetically correct outcome is when all the pieces of the puzzle click together and an attempted correct action leads to ideal short term and long term results. While the future is difficult to predict, correct choices open better paths forward.

Doing everything you do to the best of your ability is Energetically Correct.

by IronMikey April 13, 2023


Taxed-out

Being Taxed-out is when a person or people living in a home are no longer able to afford to live there because of high taxes. This happens oftentimes to elderly and retired people. Getting Taxed-out also happens with the loss of a job, or if the high income earner of the family becomes disabled or deceased.

1. Sometimes communities with high taxes cause home owners to be Taxed-out of their homes.

2. Even hardworking thoughtful people can get Taxed-out of their homes if their income drops.

3. You think you own a home until the tax bill shows up and you realize you have been Taxed-out of your home. Literally the tax man took your house!

by IronMikey March 18, 2023


Helicopter Parent

A generation of parents who have unintentionally, hyper controlled and micromanaged millennials in ways that have diminished millennials ability to cope, self-regulate, and resolve conflicts without assistance or outside intervention. Whatever happened to letting kids be kids?

A Helicopter Parent doesn’t let kids make even small decisions about their day to day lives or create meaningful dialogue about major decisions, goals, or future plans.

by IronMikey March 9, 2023


Freegan Leaning

A person who is Freegan Leaning identifies as someone who likes free food. A Freegan Leaning person is a true pragmatist and has achieved a level of spiritual attainment. A Freegan Leaning person believes that the best thing is food given freely by the earth, but free food from a friend is the next best thing. Freegan Leaning people also don’t mind working for a meal, because if you don’t work you won’t eat, and if nobody works nobody eats. Freegan Leaning people keep in the fronts of their minds because of long experience, that free food tastes the best :) .

My younger cousin’s excitable, boisterous, Labrador Retriever was a highly accomplished Freegan Leaning dog. The dog took to food of any kind with gusto. Free food dropped during the Fourth of July was clearly his favorite. However he was more than willing to work for a meal and sit, roll over, or bark for a well earned treat. Accomplished Freegan Leaning dogs like Vinny have clearly earned new lives in a paradise realm.

Many people are unaware of their Freegan Leaning tendencies. Most people don’t bother to think about how good free food tastes, if they did, they might achieve the first level of Freegan Leaning awareness.

by IronMikey April 7, 2023


Dry Dick

A serious condition for which the application of hand lotion will only provide temporary relief if used daily. True long term solutions for this disorder require regular fluid applications with the help of a friend.

Rising case numbers of Dry Dick in the world can have truly devastating consequences, these include crankiness, more reckless driving, and the odd urge of dictators with micro penises to invade smaller neighboring countries.

by IronMikey April 4, 2023


Poontang Pirate

Someone who goes on adventures looking for booty.

Sometimes even the most experienced Poontang Pirates can find themselves in slippery situations.

by IronMikey March 9, 2023


Hoochie Magic

A woman’s magic pertaining to her sacred and sensual mysteries.

The way knowing a good woman can make the world sparkle and feel calm and serene is a type of Hoochie Magic.

by IronMikey March 9, 2023