Fakietarian

1. Someone who claims to be vegan but doesn’t know what a dairy product is, or how vegans get protein.
2. Someone who claims to be vegetarian but still eats “chicken” or “fish.”

“That girl isn’t a vegetarian bro, she’s a Fakietarian. She says “It’s just a little fish sometimes,” but I just saw her down two cheese burgers.”

Pelvic Sorcery

Energy work or energy circulation in either of the two lower chakras for self pleasure or the mutual pleasure of a partner.

1. It felt like electricity was flowing out of her hand into me and the back into her, I wondered if she was using Pelvic Sorcery.

2. She started seeing stars and flashes of light as he brought her to climax she wondered if he was using Pelvic Sorcery.

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Small Dick Energy

The scheming malevolent vibes which come from a person who can’t do anything right. Typically a classic BetaMale.

“Did you see those two politicians debate last night? They were both so extreme, neither of them will make things better. I don’t think either of them believed in half of the things they were saying. Both of them absolutely had Small Dick Energy.

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Cosmic Consequences

The real world punishment for energetically inappropriate actions.

When good decisions are made and correct actions are taken things get better. When incorrect decisions are made and bad actions are taken this get worse, that is Cosmic Consequences.

Energetically Incorrect

This mysterious sounding idea is no Mystery. An Energetically Incorrect action is taken when the person doing the action has made a deliberate choice to do something harmful, or has chosen an action that they know will have a worse result than another action that they are able to take.

Energetically Incorrect actions lead to things getting worse for those around us, the world and ourselves. An Energetically Incorrect action is an attempt to knowingly take an action, when the person taking the action believes it will have a universally negative outcome for those around them. Even if the person taking the action fails, they were still incorrect.

An Energetically Incorrect result, is when bad decisions lead to problems that just create more problems. While the future is hard predict, use your conscience and always do your best to nudge things in the right direction. Correct decisions in the present lead to futures with the best options.

Do everything you do to the best of your abilities, anything less is Energetically Incorrect.