David

Named after the legendary crack addict Davus Von Hardick, David is a legendary entity known only to man by “David.” He rips and tears at femoids and won’t stop until his mission is for filled.

O shit it’s david.

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Cheesy blanket

A cheesy blanket is when one gets a thin sheets cheese and proceeds to put it on his/her partners asshole.

Aw man I fucking love cheese

P2 then boy o boy will you like this, its called a cheesy blanket! It's when yo-
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cheezy peeny

A Cheezy Peeny is when's one puts melted cheese on their penis.
it is incredibly painful and no one does it exept for those guys who don't know what real love is.

"oh my god dude what is luigi doing?!"
" you pie faced ding dog he's making a cheezy peeny...."