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Atheist

1. A person that is in a disbelief in the existence of a god or gods (A meaning "no" and theism meaning "god(s)") and is to understand that science can explain everything.

2. Often characterized as "arrogant" or "misfortunate"/"damned to hell" for not having faith in any religion of sorts.

3. Could be described as a "see it to believe it" type person as they have not seen real physical evidence of a deity and as a result, do not believe in any theism.

1. Christian: "So how was the world created?"
Atheist: "So how was God created?"
Christian: "He always was and always will be."
Atheist: "Yeah well a bunch of pressurized gas and such exploded and infinitely expanded, to me."

2. Christian: "What church do you go to?"
Atheist: "I'm an Atheist; I don't go to church."
Christian: "How can you just say God doesn't exist?"
(In this situation, the Christian is actually being arrogant in that they are questioning another's belief in an arrogant tone.)

3. Christian: "Did you hear that they found Noah's ark?!"
Atheist: "About 85% of the world believes in some kind of ark and you all are always trying to convert everyone to your religion to 'save us'. How can I be so sure it's real if I haven't discovered it myself?"

by IronicallyMature June 3, 2010

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