Chippered

The act of being struck in the head by a metal pipe, usually in a freak accident.

Person one: Did you hear what happened to Aaron?

Person two: No what happened?
Person one: He totally got chippered when he was trying to lounge in a hammock

Did you hear about Salvador, he got stitches after he was chippered on Love is Blind Episode 6!

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Trumpression

trumˈpreSH(ə)n/
noun
1. feelings of severe despondency and dejection after the election of Donald Trump.
2. conflicting feelings of wanting to leave the country, commit self-harm and resist at the same time.

The liberal journalist suffered from trumpression; they wanted to flee to Canada and kill them selves, but they wanted to march against President Trump.

francl

francl, v. intrs., /'fran səl/ to discursively digress with minimal prompting.

Usage: "Did you know that you can use purple cabbage to make an acid-base indicator?" interjected into a conversation on coleslaw. My sister francled when she explained about the purple cabbage.

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