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When you shit in a plastic bag from 711 and throw it into active traffic.
That guy gave me the finger yesterday so I gave him th ol' Baltimore basket while I was at the crosswalk.
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When you shit in a plastic bag from 711 and throw it into active traffic.
That guy gave me the finger yesterday so I gave him the ol' Baltimore basket while I was at the crosswalk.
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Prest (stingy) ious: A wealthy, materialistic person that exudes prestige and money to everyone, especially those less fortunate in order to be popular, yet will take anything they can get, but will return a favor, give a gift, or pick up a tab in fear of having one less thing to buy for themselves.
Wow! What a prestingious bitch! She is so into flagrant buying and flaunting her husbands wealth that she could care less about the hard times and stress the people around her are going through, especially her family. You would think she could pick up a tab after everyone else picks up the tab for her. You would think she could do just one small and selfless thing to make her dad smile, but that would mean giving a little of her time or buying one less thing for herself.
Damn! She works so hard to display her wealth in such a prestigious manner, yet she is so stingy. How prestingious can you get!
When you're on a roller coaster and as your cart goes up a loop, you shit at the top and then the shit slides out of your pant leg and hits the person behind you as you come down.
Unfortunately for Jonathan he was screaming when he got hit with the Rollercoaster chocolate chunk.
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