Anchor Arms

Armpit-length rubber gloves designed to be inflated, simulating bigger arm muscles. A pair of Anchor Arms comes with three modes, including one in which artificial hair protrudes from the arms. Only the wimpiest of weaklings will purchase this product.

"Hey you! Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy. 'Ooh, I'm a little peanut worm.' Are you too much of a wimp to work out? Are you a weakling? Built like a sponge? Well now, you too can have muscles...WITH ANCHOR ARMS! They slip on like a glove, just add air. How big do you want 'em? Normal, veiny, (and for the ladies) hairy. I was a wimp before Anchor Arms! Now I'm a jerk and everybody loves me...so order now, WIMP!"