TikTok Science

A recent study conducted by scientists in which they found out that the app TikTok shares 99.99% of its DNA with cancer.

Scientist 1: Aha!
Scientist 2: What is it?
Scientist 1: It appears that I have found that the popular app, TikTok, does indeed share 99.99% of its DNA with cancer! This is TikTok science!
Scientist 2: Well, it does make sense.

CISTYM

Slang for “Can I speak to your manager." Used mostly by Karens.

Karen: CISTYM?
Manager: I AM THE M A N A G E R