Twitter

A dumb networking site where people post what they're doing every five minutes, when no one really even listens.

Ex: I'm sitting on my porch right now.

Ex: I'm reading a magazine right now.

Ex: I'm eating.

Yeah, Twitter's pretty dumb.

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Croissant Sandwhich

When a woman has a croissant sandwhich shoved up her butt, while the man eats it out, while she screams "MR CROISSANT".

Mr Croissant: Shove it up there bitch!

Hooker: Oh yeah! MR CROISSANT!

Mr Croissant: *Munch munch munch*

Hooker: Yeah, you do a really good Croissant Sandwhich!

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