Fat stupid and ugly unwanted soul brought from hell as saiten himself couldnât stand him
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A fat ugly weirdo that has no friends and eats his mums poo and dads corps
Oh My God Ewan is such a EWAN!
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A Ewan on its own is a true devil but if you come across a Ewan FIELDING you are in trouble they are tall monsters that smell like poo and rotten oranges they are ugly fat and have a torso in the shape of a peanut but luckily for you if you encounter a Ewan fielding they are EXTREMELY stupid and slow runners
Boy1: OMG itâs EWAN FIELDING *run*
Boy2: aaaaahhhhhhhhh
Boy3: hell meeeeeee!!!
Boy4: *eaten*