Isaac

Isaac is the craziest person you will ever meet. When you first get to know him, he is a stoic and quiet gentleman who is very respectful and responsible. After a little while, he will constantly attack you and have intense coughing fits. He also has a nasty habit of putting every single food item into the fridge, even if it isn't meant to. He is a very scary person and isn't afraid to ruin your life.
In other words, he is BREAD.

I met Isaac yesterday, and now I am addicted to watching the Muppets Movie.