Plastic Maiden

Gayest Canoe ever. also known as Plastic Dildo. Usually occupied by kids of homosexual orientation. named plastic maiden to cover up homosexuality.

The Plastic Maiden, one of the canoes that traveled with the Iron Lung, was to girly to paddle across the road and get in the newspaper

Iron Lung

Bomb ass canoe, made of metal, often manned by 3 kids. cant be stopped by trees, or rushing water. fights currents on roads to then be pictured by the newspaper

Dude the Iron Lung is so bomb it made the associated Press!

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