Dishes

Plural for dish.

"Crap I forgotta do the dishes, one sec."

Life

A sexually transmitted terminal illness.

"Get a life."

Stoking

Stoking:

Verb
the action of refusing to admit to yourself that you’re obsessively following an individual.
Stok (also spelt stoke):

“Dude stop stoking we all know you’re a stalker.”

Minecraft

A massive open-world sandbox game where you can build literally anything you want, but everyone still insists on creating dicks for some reason.

"You up for some Minecraft?"

Durk

A misspelling for "Dike."

"Durk? You meant dike, right?"

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Fortnite

A mental disability that most commonly occurs to children ages 3-12

"Yo I think he's suffering from Fortnite."

Stoker

Adjective

Similar to the term “stalker.” A stoker is a person that obsessively follows another person around, but refuses to admit to him/herself that she/he is obsessed.

“Stop being such a stoker. Admit it, you’re obsessed.”